"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."

"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."

Ok, so I can get my head around people inking their body, it’s a control thing, you are showing the world that you truly own your body. Although I am tattless, I can appreciate this concept.

What I can’t quite wrap my head around, however, is the need to tattoo your freaking EYEBALL!…yeah…I said EYEBALL!!

Why would you want to spend the rest of your time on earth looking like you had a really heavy night? Also, I don’t think these perps realise that if they rob a bank, mug someone, or basically commit any crime; identifying them will be reeeeallly easy. Dumbasses

Ken Eakins

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Ken Eakins is a filmmaker and weird stuff enthusiast from the South of England.

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