Now, I know what you’re thinking – if you know me – “Ken you always have your iPhone out, why don’t you listen to what Steve Rambam told you about them…etc” – and you’d be right.

HOWEVER, I am not a constant ‘phone’ user. I tend to use my phone for email, and SMS; not for talking.

In fact, people that talk at high volume on their phones on trains, make me want to open the doors at high speed, and watch them fly out. THAT would make me happy.

But what if there was an alternative to this – admittedly – brutal solution? From Chinavision:

Don’t you hate it when you’re in a meeting or in class, and someone’s having a cellphone conversation right next to you? Or maybe you just want a peaceful ride on the train or bus, but someone with a big mouth keeps talking to his stupid buddy about how he scored majorly with this girl last night? Solution? Just use this ultra powerful and highly effective cell phone cigarette jammer which disablesany cell phone in distance, stopping all signals on the GSM, DCS, PHS, and 3G bands without interrupting any other electronic device. Trust us – this will save your sanity!

It’s small, portable and cigarette pack shaped so you can place it in any empty regular size cigarette box for maximum camouflage. Or keep it inside your bad, hidden under the seat of your car, anywhere you want and no one will ever know their cellphone signals are being scrambled!

I know what I want in my Xmas stocking this year! No longer will you have to suffer the annoyance of other peoples voices in public places!

Hidden cellphone jammer – £29.57

The look on their faces – priceless

About the Author

Ken Eakins is a filmmaker and weird stuff enthusiast from the South of England.

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