"Move along citizen"
Ever found yourself wandering the mean-streets of Tunbridge Wells, a small town nestled in the leafy county of Kent? Ever wandered if the police can handle potential crimes, such as: Littering, Cat loss, Parking in disabled spots when able-bodied, and of course hooliganism?
Well wonder no more, The Tunbridge Wells Ninja is here to right wrongs, and … erm … prevent fraudulent parking:
The masked vigilante – who looks remarkably like a man in judo pyjamas and a balaclava – patrols the streets, righting wrongs and giving hope to the residents of the Kent town.
His feats include heroics such as returning lost cats to their owners and warning illegally parked drivers that they risk a parking fine.
The Ninja even has a Facebook page where he posts videos of his heroic acts, and corrects peoples assertions that he doesn’t actually exist:
Facebook seems to think I am not a real person but I can assure you that I am. The rumours are true. I am a ninja and I am patrolling Tunbridge Wells,’…‘It is my aim to help people, I am inspired by Neighbourhood Watch, which people seem to have forgotten about. So I’ve created Ninja Watch.
Well it looks like – at least for now – the people of Tunbridge Wells can sleep safe once again.
Ken Eakins
(Via – Daily Mail)
This is amazing? Lame? I don’t know what opinion I’m supposed to have. Is irony cool again?
Dear the Tunbridge wells ninja
You are my hero.
I am in yr 9 at Tunbridge wells grammar school for boys and id like to ask if you can set up a ninja academy to get youths of the street. I no your normal expertise are rescuing cats and helping old ladies across the road BUT YOUR BETTER THAN THAT MAN. It has become a noticeably big problem in Tunbridge wells the amount of drunken youths out on a Friday night causing trouble you are like a god to me so I think you have the divine power to help the community tackle this problem. I no it a big favour and a huge responsibility but when god created you, he gave you powers to help people so I would really thank you to help the youths help each over.
You’re the 1
LOVE From Ross McCracken year 9 pupil at Tunbridge wells grammar school for boys.