Weekly Weird News

MOAR PIES PLZ!!!111one

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An overweight family claims that not only are they too fat to work, but £22,000 of benefits just aren’t cutting it for them.

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Worried about the recession? Online resources for work OR: 10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job.

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How to Spot An Atheist! (and report them to the FBI…)

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Australian sheik, Taj Din al-Hilali was caught on videocamera kicking down the door of his own mosque then reporting the incident to policemen, blaming it on vandals.

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Telegraph.co.uk has complied a series of more humorous images caught by Google Street View.

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Should one bid on another’s virginity!? Australian filmmaker Justin Sisley, self-described artist,”exploring the idea of virginity as commodity,” has caused a huge outrage in attempting to recruit students to auction off their innocence on the internet.

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Somewhat of a worthy counterpoint, in my opinion: Theguardian.co.uk posts, “Who says sex workers want to be ‘saved’?”

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WHY DOES FACEBOOK WANT TO READ YOUR MIND, NOW? More on facebook privacy.

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A man stole a car to get to court on time! One could argue perhaps what great measures he took to making it there for his arraignment, but… he was charged with stealing $1800 worth of jewelry, so this may have been out of habit.

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Suspended from school for passing gas? It can happen.

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An woman quite worried over her boyfriend looking for child porn was caught with videos of herself engaging in bestiality when a detective searched the computer, on her request.

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The secrets to cat communication revealed!

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12 year-old food critic David Fishman writes reviews on some of the finest NY restaurants.

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Is evolution a cultural issue?

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The Robot fish is out to detect pollution!

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For the first time, liquid water has been detected and photographed away from the Earth! It is likely, Science Daily reports, that liquid saltwater is present on Mars.

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The top ten words that parents should look out for.

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Last week was the human-faced fish, this week- WALKING CATFISH!

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Human rights groups have reported that lesbians in South Africa are being subjected to “corrective rape.”

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A gang of 40 squatters has moved into a £3million Bristol home.

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Explorations in orgasmic birth.

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A man wrote his resignation letter to his boss on a cake.