This robot has taught itself to make facial expressions.
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Apparently, someone at Google is a litle gaga over Zelda.
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A mother and her son are getting burned for setting his girlfriend’s corpse ablaze.
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Teacher crushed to death for falling asleep drunk on a Friday night in a Brighton bin lorry.
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Toxic substances aids birds in seeing Earth’s magnetic field.
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A genie in Saudi Arabia is being taken to court.
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“Lobsters are individuals, too!” cry animal activists in opposition to a live-lobster-crane-game.
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Apparently, fetuses have memory.
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Girl falls down a manhole while texting.
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Why does it always happen at Waffle House?
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The all-pet airline, Pet Airways, is ready to take flight!
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A Swedish tattooed gang of women molested a 50-year-old bicylist.
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The BBC satisfies your curiosity on how to dismantle a nuclear bomb!
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Man’s rubber-exercise-ball-slashing fetish is becoming problematic…
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Telegraph.co.uk does a quick run down of human nature survivors! Incredible!
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This man, for instance, spent 300 days living on his own on an island.
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The 11 Most Obscure Online dating sites list might be for you if eharmony just isn’t cutting it.
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Apparently, Nancy Pelosi HATES Michael Jackson.
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Check out this website for the eternal moonwalk.
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What to do with all the hippos?
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Attention! Discounts to cyclists at the German brothel!
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Turtles slow the pace at the JFK airport, delaying flights for over an hour.
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Cats really DO control humans!
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Go ahead, SWEAR! It’s good for your health.
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Penguin gives ex-gay-partner the cold shoulder and moves in with Linda.
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Woman marries her dog because it reminds her of her deceased father.
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Honking for peace can get you a ticket.
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Because there’s never enough insensitive humor to go around… enjoy the Helen Keller simulator.
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Just so you know, “the economy made me do it” is NOT good enough to get away with robbing a bank.
Claire Lumiere