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Soldier fights Taliban wearing pink boxers and flip flops.

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“Spider-cat” Charlie climbs two storeys (13 ft.) to his owner’s home!

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Banker rescues ducks!

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The reviews on this wolves shirt are well-worth reading… Asylum.com posts, “Amazon.com has reported a 2,300 percent sales increase for this sartorial masterpiece after hundreds of Web wits posted sarcastic odes to the item’s imaginary qualities.”

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Timothy Akers to be arrested for the 102nd time?

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China’s first sex theme park was demolished before it was even erected! The park was aimed toward both sex education and sex life improvement for visitors, but was unfortunately deemed too taboo and “vulgar” by officials.

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The world record was set for longest flight of a paper airplane by Takuo Toda.

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True story: “Daddy ate my eyes.”

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Two Russian tourists have decided to break the Florida law of having sex with porcupines and have thusly suffered the consequences.

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Smugglers were caught with halves of tigers.

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Take-your-children-to-work-days have turned out to be a bit shocking in Florida…

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Fish caught inside boy’s penis!

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To ensure his next child is a boy, an Indian man has avoided bathing for 35 years.

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“Smart Memory Bras” elevate the bust when it senses the lady is attracted to whomever she is associating with!

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Elizabeth Adeney at 66 is Britain’s oldest mother-to-be.

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Attorney arrested for pot possession at the courthouse!

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Runpee.com let’s you know when to take a quick piss break from your movie!

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But if you can’t hold it in… have a toast and sip it down like these three men from the International Space Station.

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Playboy’s on the market for a mere $300 million.

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Cannibalism: the end of the Neanderthal!

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Chuck E. Cheese was no longer cheesin’ after having his head ripped off.

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A student is charged with using a live snake as a jump rope.

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Alina Percea talks about what it’s like to auction off your virginity.

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A photo was taken of an upside down flying goose!

Claire Lumiere