Where are my lucky charms dammit?
The end of the rainbow captured by an Iphone camera.
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“It’s not easy being Galileo” — his telescope visits Philadelphia as part of the International Year of Astronomy.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger does commercials in Japan!
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One of the world’s smallest frogs has been discovered!
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In celebration of 30 years of Gundam, an 18 meter tall statue of one shall be built in Tokyo this July!
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Should inmates have the keys to their own cells?
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Vince Shlomi, our beloved ShamWow salesman, was recently charged with battery against a prostitute. My friend gives this situation careful consideration and wonders, was it the Scientologists (Vince used to be one) or was Billy Mays behind it!? WHO FRAMED HIM!?
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“I SAID NO!” pope condoms are out!
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And the late John Paul II was featured in a now banned advertisement for a club, holding a beer and dancing with Paris Hilton.
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A man who crashed into 6 wild boars while driving was awarded $8.6 million.
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Are shopping habits linked to periods?
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A 4 year old boy was threatened to have his penis cut off so he would stop exposing himself at the day care center.
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A woman was caught DUI and also… breastfeeding?
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More bad momma stories: one drugged her daughter so she’d get pregnant and another dared young girls to chug vodka.
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A drug lord thanked American lawmakers for keeping them illegal!
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Giant peeps have been created to stop Japanese whalers! While Apa Sherpa, who has climbed Mount Everest several times, is returning this time with environmental pursuits.
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A prostitute was paid by her pimp in Mcnuggets!
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Castaway dog Sophie survived four months on a desert island after swimming six miles with sharks!
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In more significant animals news, a parrot was ordered by the judge to appear in court and a raccoon bit off a pervert’s penis!_________________________________________________________________________
A 13 year old boy drove from Virginia to Texas with the family’s truck and horses.
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What else goes on in Texas these days? A nurse recently injected bleach into five of her patients, killing them all.
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Traffic stopped on the Brooklyn Bridge over… an engagement ring?
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In Oklahoma, a bill is being proposed that would legally allow women to use deadly force to save the life of their unborn child.
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A child tries to reach 911 for help with math homework while this kid accidentally called 911 and blabbed to his friends, and the police- unknowingly- about his burglaries.
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It’s true- people look like their dogs.
Claire Lumiere
Milk is serious Business!
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun!
Ken pays me in McNuggets. Is there something wrong with that ?