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The Unarius Academy of Science (a UFO group based near San Diego, CA) celebrates the interplanetary conclave of light! Which is a 2-day festival about the Earth’s admission into a confederation with 32 other planets… in case you were wondering.

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They’re not totally batty though, ok? The U.N. created the first contract position to greet extraterrestrials recently and appointed a Malaysian astrophysicist named Mazlan Othman.

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In fact, the International Acadmy of Astronautics’ SETI study group created GUIDELINES for how to handle contact best with extraterrestrials. And, here they are.

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Through the Obama administration’s economic stimulus program, about 89,000 checks of $250 were sent to dead or incarcerated people by mistake.

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Alleged “vampires” stabbed their roommate when he refused to allow them to suck blood from his arm.

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Why not try your hand at underwater pumpkin carving?

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The Napster Co-founder has given $100k to legalizing marijuana.

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Switched.com chronicles The 6 Most Famous UFO Sightings in History.

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For more Halloween fun, check out the superstition behind black cats.

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Can elderly, diabetic piss make a great single malt whiskey?

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A woman from Philadelphia duct-taped herself inside her car and refused to get out.

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A round-up of crazy conspiracy theories that “make reptilians seem normal.

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Teenagers visiting their dead friend’s grave discovered his brain foating in a jar.

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Here’s an interview about Charles Manon’s newly released musical recordings.

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Father and son planned to french kiss their way to huge prison heroin profits!

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This woman wanted to shoot someone for internet trolling!

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Hunter-gatherers cared for first known ancient invalid.

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Google data shows that porn use spikes after election wins. Researchers relate this to the Challenge Hypothesis that entails the increase of testosterone levels when a person wins.

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PETA gets “dancing prawns” taken off a restaurant’s menu.

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Badgers dig up human bones in graveyard.

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The Ig Nobel Awards ceremony awarded international scientists for finding out the answers to life’s most troubling riddles about whale snot, and bat fellatio, for example.

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Was Stonehenge an ancient tourist destination!?

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A recent study concluded that liars feel an urge to wash their deceitful body parts.

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A neighborhood mercury spill might be costing up to $250,000 to clean up.

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This middle finger statue is hitting Milan!

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A new carnivorous mongoose-like mammal was found in Madagascar!

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Christians are now being called to avoid yoga- it is simply not a pathway to God.

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Mystery creature in Croatian lake!

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Behold: protein coctails are the elixir of life.

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Claire Lumiere