Spray on clothing, for the ... erm...for the...who actually wants this?

Who’s ready for SPRAY-ON CLOTHING!?

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Want to filter out temptation out of YOUR life, online at least? Try one of these new religious filtered search engines.

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If you fail, perhaps you’ll be so lucky as to have a sin-eater when you die!

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Are flashing glasses the cure to post-traumatic stress disorder?

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Plants are seeming to thrive in Chernobyl radioactive soil.

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Foam house for sale!

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Asian “unicorn” dies in captivity.

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The Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Dictionary aren’t so dissimilar after all…

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Here’s more on dictionary acceptance of internetisms.

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The Pope’s astronomer believes aliens deserve to be baptized. Yes, they have a soul, too.

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Want to take a course with Douglas Rushkoff? Take it at Maybe Logic Academy! You get an

advance copy of his new book Program or Be Programmed.

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Apparently, eBay is GREAT for finding your old stolen guitar!

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For those of you who haven’t seen the auto-tuned version of the news report of a bed intruder… do so here. Antoine Dodson received half of the proceeds from the song on itunes which afforded the Dodsons a new house!

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One of the less intelligent criminals decided to put his Darth Vader mask on AFTER he stepped in fullview of the security cameras.

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The remains of a whale carcass stuck to the bow of this docking ship in Oakland, California.

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A California patient is suing her doctor for branding her uterus.

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I’m sure some of you were contemplating the environmental impact of Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

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This toddler is getting a great lesson in how to smoke weed.

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She may have done better to just feed the kid marijuana icecream.

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And speaking of ice cream- an ad for an Italian ice cream featuring a pregnant nun has been banned.

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It has now revealed that the true reason the Titanic sank was because of a steering blunder.

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During a recent hurricane in Mexico, about 280 crocodiles escaped from an enclosure.

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An Oxford scientist warns of potentially harmful mind change caused by technology.

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Plan to lose a couple friends if you fall in love.

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A placebo pill may increase sex drive in women.

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And so as not to leave you unsatisfied: The Top 10 Bizarre Stories of 2010

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Until next time… Don’t think too much!

Claire Lumiere