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Who’s ready for SPRAY-ON CLOTHING!?

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Want to filter out temptation out of YOUR life, online at least? Try one of these new religious filtered search engines.

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If you fail, perhaps you’ll be so lucky as to have a sin-eater when you die!

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Are flashing glasses the cure to post-traumatic stress disorder?

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Plants are seeming to thrive in Chernobyl radioactive soil.

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Foam house for sale!

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Asian “unicorn” dies in captivity.

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The Urban Dictionary and the Oxford Dictionary aren’t so dissimilar after all…

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Here’s more on dictionary acceptance of internetisms.

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The Pope’s astronomer believes aliens deserve to be baptized. Yes, they have a soul, too.

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Want to take a course with Douglas Rushkoff? Take it at Maybe Logic Academy! You get an

advance copy of his new book Program or Be Programmed.

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Apparently, eBay is GREAT for finding your old stolen guitar!

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For those of you who haven’t seen the auto-tuned version of the news report of a bed intruder… do so here. Antoine Dodson received half of the proceeds from the song on itunes which afforded the Dodsons a new house!

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One of the less intelligent criminals decided to put his Darth Vader mask on AFTER he stepped in fullview of the security cameras.

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The remains of a whale carcass stuck to the bow of this docking ship in Oakland, California.

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A California patient is suing her doctor for branding her uterus.

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I’m sure some of you were contemplating the environmental impact of Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

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This toddler is getting a great lesson in how to smoke weed.

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She may have done better to just feed the kid marijuana icecream.

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And speaking of ice cream- an ad for an Italian ice cream featuring a pregnant nun has been banned.

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It has now revealed that the true reason the Titanic sank was because of a steering blunder.

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During a recent hurricane in Mexico, about 280 crocodiles escaped from an enclosure.

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An Oxford scientist warns of potentially harmful mind change caused by technology.

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Plan to lose a couple friends if you fall in love.

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A placebo pill may increase sex drive in women.

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And so as not to leave you unsatisfied: The Top 10 Bizarre Stories of 2010

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Until next time… Don’t think too much!

Claire Lumiere

The Montauk Monster that supposedly washed up in the Hamptons might be only one in what could be a longer line of bizarre unidentified creatures washing up on shores all over the world. And more recently, in New London a so called “Clapsadle Carcass” had been discovered. “Had” because the carcass is supposdly no where to be found.

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According to a new report by the National Cancer Research Institute, patients who are suffering from quote “unfashionable” cancers are being neglected by scientists who favor pouring research money for cancers with higher survival rates. The two which receive the most are breast cancer and leukemia, while pancreatic and lung cancer receive much less. Some experts are enraged with this finding as approximately 80 per cent of lung cancer victims die within the first year, mainly because people are diagnosed too late.

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A girl in India named Twinkle spontaneously bleeds through her pores might soon have hope for being cured. At its worst, she wakes up covered in dry blood. Recently though, a British specialist says that she should see a coagulation doctor for treatment he thinks she has a clotting disorder.

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Canadian researcher Nick Longrich discovered the remains what is purported to be the smallest dinosaur of North America.

According to Longrich, it is “evidence that the dinosaurs migrated to Asia from the bottom part of the Western hemisphere.” Longrich’s research is published in the journal Cretaceous Research.

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Cosmetic vaginal surgery is on the rise and worrying urogynaecologist Professor Linda Cardozo of King’s College Hospital in London as the procedures are ultimately only for vanity and not functional. She warns that the effectiveness or safety of the prodcures is quite founded on very little evidence.

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The Independent reports that American scientists have found that sexism in the workplace is advantageous for chauvanist men in comparison to “modern-thinking” men -men who view the sexes equally in competence. On the other hand, women who hold more feminist views have about a $1500 difference in salaries. The research can be found published in the most recent edition of the US Journal of Applied Psychology.

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In Portland, Oregon, construction workers complained about roller blading woman’s nudity.

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A woman was reportedly “tricked into sex” from adivce by a gynaecoloist using a penis cream treatment.

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According to Louth Leader, more and more sightings of orange UFO lights have been spotted and have been causing people to wonder if they are related to the Large Hadron Collider experiment taking place in Geneva. And: there has been “another mass UFO sighting” in the Northern Territory recently.

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Two semi-subs carrying cocaine were captured recently, bringing attention to this particularly hidden method of drug transport. The semi-submersibles are said to be very difficult to detect, and especially so without prior intelligence.

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The Japanese have invented an airbag to prevent injury from falling for the elderly (especially with epilepsy). The only problem is that it reportedly doesn’t protect when falling forward.

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Two officers from the NYPD tased a man named Inman Morales, who consquently fell to his death. The incident has brought attention to the usage of stun guns and in which circumstances they should be used.

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Marijuana crops are recently being infiltrated in vineyards.

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Mysterytopia.com recently published an article about the world’s youngest mother, who was five years and seven months old when she gave birth.

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Shoppers in China buy uranium by mistake!

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Michael Moore’s new film was released for free online on September 24th.

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A man sues his medical doctor for “stapling [his] butt shut.

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And in cryptozoology: Beware of the Mongolian Death Worm!