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This week: The Balsa Wood Titanic, The Phantom of Winnipeg, May Day and Occupy’s Second Wave, Kim’s Favorite Bedtime Story, the Dark Knight of Sterling Heights, MI and The Pornographic Jihad.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell,  Joseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins.

Pell is a dapper mofo.

Links

• The Titanic Strikes Back – Link
• Winnipeg/Phantom  - Link
• Clouds will save us from global warming. – Link
• Terrorists hide their plans in porno vids. Who knew? – Link
• Kim’s favourite bedtime story – Link
• Occupy May Day – Link
• The Bee Sting Rises – Link

Musical Interludes

ARNOLD!

Cya next time ladies and gents.

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This week: Iran’s giant Intranet, Bradley Manning needs to go home, Anonymous creates a new Megaupload?, Goodbye Lulzsec – hai thar Malsec, FBI seizes another mailer, Who’s to blame for oil spills?, Hole drummer’s documentary, Surviving Progress, Debt, and three boobies!

• Iran unplugs the Interbutzz – Link
• Bradley Manning’s got balls of steel – Link – Better Link
• Anonymous’s Megaupload? – Link
• Goodbye Lulzsec, hello Malsec? – Link
• FBI Seizes European Counter Network – Link
• Oil Spill – Link
• Doc about Hole drummer Patty Schemel – Link
• Matheny Media Minutes: Surviving Progress – LinkTrailer, Debt: The First 5000 Years – Link, Blade Runner Sequel – Link

Musical Interludes

This week: Nicholas Pell goes to charm school, Life on Mars, Pell on politics, the Tupac hologram, The beat goes on, SkyNet, and why you shouldn’t support the God Save The Queen re-release!

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell,  Joseph Matheny, and Ken Eakins.

• Neil Young reinvents digital audio format  - Link
• Mars Viking Robots ‘Found Life’  - Link
• Boehner Endorses Romney  - Link
• Tupac back from the dead as a hologram at Coachella – Link
• Kerouac Estate Controversy – Link
• What’s After Autonomous Cars? Humanoid Robots – Link
• Don’t support the re-release of God Save The Queen – Link

Musical Interludes

Yppah - They Know What Ghost Know

Serge Gainsbourg - Requeim Pour Un Con

M.C. Lars - Hot Topic is not PunkRock

This week: Cameron goes boring…again, Facebook privacy boggles our minds, Hitler’s LA bunker, Kim’s new hero rises, New drug could seriously reduce cancer, Borat strikes again, Dangerous Iranian over-confidence, Your privacy online is a sci-fi fantasy, Middle-East state executions, and Technology that bleeds!

• A blank featureless wasteland : The Movie  - Link
• Facebook legal action – Link
• Hitler’s would-be bunker…in LA. – Link
• A New Hero Rises  - Link
• One drug to shrink them all – Link
• Accidental Borat  - Link
• Dangerous Overconfidence from Netanyahu – Link
• Your Privacy is a Sci-Fi fantasy  - Link 1, Link 2
• Middle East state executions  - Link
• Everyone knows it should be white fluid  - Link

Musical Interludes

• Kaada – Thank you for giving me your valuable time
• King Geedorah – Monsterzero
• Knifehandchop – Girlfriend

This week: Sneaky secret space planes, Puerto Rico – the Jersey of the USA, See ya later Masturbator, Stop Everything. The World Is Complete, Time-travel suicide, Parents threaten their unborn children, Sex-starved bar-flys, Space diving, Holes, and Atheist cartoons.

Personnel –  Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell,  Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins.

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Linkylinks

• What is the secret Space Plane doing? – Link
• Republicans in Puerto Rico - Link
• See ya later Masturbator - Link
• Stop Everything. The World Is Complete - Link
• Chinese girls commit suicide in time travel bid - Link
• Should homophobes be parents? - Link
• Sex-starved Fruit Fly turns to drink - Link
• Yes. Yes. Yes. - Link
• Mysterious hole debunked - Link
• Atheist cartoons - Link

Musical Interludes

• Rappy McRapperson & MC Wrekshin - Modelling and Dancing in Space
• P. Bonneau – No. 6 Cuts Down a Tree
• Dan the Automator - Theme From Dom

This week: Behold the SUPER EARTH, Kony’s no phoney, Haiku Monaghan, Ken Russell’s a bit of devil, The final voyage of the USS Enterprise, Luna-folly sunk the Titantic, Wacky American words, Skynet must be trapped, and Kim goes gay for Asia again.

Personnel -  Kim Monaghan, Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins.

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The Links That Bind Us All

• Super Earth – Link
• Joseph Kony – Help catch this twonk of a man – Link
• Double incomprehensibility – Link
• Movie time! Ken Russell + other – Link 1, Link 2
• USS Enterprise takes its final voyage home – Link
• Did the moon sink the Titanic, or was it Kim again? – Link
• You Americans use wacky words – Link
• AI Prisons – Link
• Those crazy Japanese – Link

Musical Interludes

• Emergency Pizza Party – Punch Out!
• Chrome Hoof - Crystalline
• The Lonely Island – Japan

This week: Was Bin Laden buried at sea, clink a glass in memory of Phillip K Dick, Don’t piss where you…garden, RIP Ralph McQuarrie, props to Syria and Marie Colvin, The Krampus strikes back, Kim pets pussies, Invisible cars, Americans get all 1993, The Crowley/Hubbard connection, and Kim’s jealous Rubik’s rage!

Personnel - Joseph Matheny,  Kim Monaghan, Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins.

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This week: Will Chuck Norris get a bridge?, Iceland gets a Monster, The Matheny Movie Minute (© 2012), Paws for thought, America gets a slice of Jack, Conservative metal douche bags, RIP Barney Rosset, Street view banditos, The Green Llama, Gas imprisonment, and Tim and Eric go social.

Personnel - Joseph Matheny,  Kim Monaghan, Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins.

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No Stinks with these links!

• Chuck Norris Bridge (Kim) - Link
• Iceland’s own Loch Ness monster captured on video (JN) - Link
• Gantz + Anime Movie Minute – Link
• Paws for thought – Link
• Jack the Ripper  - Link
• Dave Mustaine and Alice Cooper are douches  - Link
• Legendary publisher and counterculture catalyst –  Link
• Amazing Street View exhibition  – Link
• The Green Llama  - Link
• Gas Prices go up  - Link
• Tim and Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie – Link

Musical Interludes

• K.flay - We hate Everyone
• Holy Fuck – Red Lights
• Martin Denny – Quiet Village

This week: Bigfoot DNA-Gate, Alex Jones’ musical taste is called into question, beware the iranian ninja ladies, Jamie Oliver makes out like a pirate, Fred’s a massive twunt, Taser-bowl, AAs in your brain, and Neanderthals: still surprising us.

Personnel - Joseph Matheny,  Kim Monaghan, Joe Nolan and Ken Eakins.

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Rinky dinky linky linkys:

• Researcher promises Bigfoot test results -  Link 1, 2, and 3
• Alex Jones on Whitney (now there’s a sex tape) – Link
• Iranian Ninja Women – Link
• Jamie Oliver finds Joy…Division – Link
• When web-sourced TV shows go horribly wrong – Link
• Finally a sport that isn’t homoerotic brainwashing – Link
• Stick a battery in your head – Link
• First Neanderthal cave paintings discovered in Spain – Link

Musical Interludes

• Joy Division – Love will tear us apart remix
• Star Wars Gangsta Rap
• Twiggy and the K-Mesons – Your Place

This week: A diva dies, Ken loves George Lucas’ polished turds, Marvel screws Ghostrider’s creator, Putin is a  super-villan, Occupy gets taught at college, Is George Noory for a real, Porno just as spicy in India, Busting caps into iPads, Double Fine set a new standard, ACTA protests, and the possible involvement of PNAC?

Personnel - Joseph Matheny,  Kim Monaghan, Hal Hefner and Ken Eakins.

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Linky Poos

• Whitney Houston dies – Link
• Star Wars – Link
• The strange case of Ghostrider – Link – Link2
• Putin story – Link
• Universities are bringing Occupy into the classroom – Link
• Coast To Coast AM – Is George Noory for real? – Link
• Porn in India – Link
• Dad busts a cap into a kids laptop  - Link
• Crowd-funding goes epic – Link
• ACTA Protests – Link
• PNAC links to ACTA, SOPA, and NDAA – Link

Musical Interludes

• MC Lars & YTCracker – Paul is Dead
• Hrvatski – Vatstep DSP
• Babe Lincoln - I synth on your grave