This week: Ken cocks up his microphone, Kim learns about Native Americans, We’re all going to Mars, The FBI confirm what we’ve suspected for a while now, Arthur  Magazine props, Massive Roman heads in rivers, and SNAILS!!

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Linkypoos:

• The Shadow Biosphere Link Link

• Navajo – Link

• Wanna go to Mars? Link

• The FBI archives all digital information – Link

• Dick Gregory, Spike Lee and Django Link

• Genius – Link

• The Return of Arthur Magazine Link

• Lunatics – Link

• Massive head found floating in a river – Link

• The Dreadlocked Pygmies of Indonesia Link Link

• Snails – Link

Interludes

Ennio Morricone, John Barry, and P. Bonneau

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A Tad Dank 3

Seizure Crypt – One Way

Herma Puma- Beneath The Sea feat. Elemental (Bugseed Remix)

Pelt- From The Lakebed

Benjamin Shaw- I Got The Samba, The Samba Is What I Got

My Dry Wet Mess- Mombasa Tutu

The Herbaliser – A Sad State of Affairs

Swin Deorin- I’m Over Here

Busdriver- Public Grope (It’s So Squishy)

Devilman- Seiki Dub

Godspeed You ! Black Emperor – Mladic

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This week: We get all political and stuff, we celebrate the justice of a man released for a crime he didn’t commit, we keep up to date on Bradley Manning, we send off Thatcher with a twist of feminism, we celebrate the art of Joan Cornellà, and finally, we say Google Glass…who gives a fuck?

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

• Patton Oswalt on the Boston Bombings  Link

• Man in jail 38 years for rape that he didn’t commit gets released -Link

• An Update on Bradley Manning and the Press Link Link

• Thatcher hated your lungs – Link

• Thatcher hated black people – Link

• Thatcher hated gays – Link

• I hate Thatcher – Link

• Nothing to do with Thatcher – Link

• Google Glass…who gives a flying fuck Link

Interludes: 

Leonard Nimoy, accompanied by Ennio Morricone, and Secret Chiefs 3

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This week: The death of heavy metal, Mc Donalds deviant prophylactics, Wholefoods’ GMO revolution, plagues of locusts on the roach-coach, and much more.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

Links:

• Is nothing sacred – Link

• Twilight fail – Link

• Weiwei metal – Link

• Just an average bus ride – Link

• Just an average trip to McDonalds – Link

• The Original Cypherpunk Manifesto Link

• Whole Foods will label GMO foods Link

• Plague of Locusts hits Israel Link

Interludes:

• Richard Cheese

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This week: Kim is finally outed by Facebook, The best birthday gift a young man could ever dream of, Is Gitmo worse than ever?, The third coming of the Anti-Christ, Be careful where you leave your DNA, Hertzog’s trouser explosions, and death done right!

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

• Facebook knows you’re gay Kim Monaghan – Link
• Arraigned for being awesome – Link
• Is Guantanamo Bay worse than ever? - Link
• Make it stop – Link
• Some artists are spooky bastards - Link Link 2
• New book examines Herzog’s relationship to documentary filmmaking. - Link
• Live by the gun, die by the gun - Link (Kim)

Click here to view the embedded video.

Interludes:

• Funki Porcini
• Holy Fuck
• Electric Masada 

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Trackulations

New Souls – En Orbita

Red Elbow Eye- Ancestors Lie

Dead Fader ft Sensational- Work It, No

Jucumari- Goldberg Variations No.35

Genesee- Digital Analogue

Bagpipe Whiskey- Utterly Kiss and the Motivated Vagina

Sweet Benfica- Warmy Morning

Porvort – Chair Music 5

Thumpermonkey- Toxocatl

Zano Bathroom- Circuitry Nursery

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Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

Links:

• Florida Man Swallowed by the Earth – Link
• Bravo, Mexicans, bravo. – link
• Is Russian Serial Killer also a Wizard – Link
• Welcome to your Police state – Link
• Bookish Talking – Amazon won’t Keep Calm and Rape – Link
• Mundus Subterraneous Now Online – Link
• Henry and Glenn forever and ever #1- Link 
• I Need A Wife – Link
• Jimi Lives – Link

Interludes:

• Jimmy Rosso
• Silver Pyre
• Benjamin Shaw

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Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: Ken is away in Florida, the home of theme parks, and no Internet, Kim wishes death upon Catholicism,  Is squid actually the rectum of a pig?, Horsemeat burgers, Banksy-mania, and more.

Don’t panic! Ken will return soon. Order will be restored. Mic checks will be done before recording, and the lost art of ‘fading into music’ will be resumed….

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, and Kim Monaghan

Links:

• Catholicism’s last gasp?
• Pig Bung Calamari – Link
• Banksymania –Link

Interludes:

• Noise of Trouble
• Phlex
• 141G 

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I think Jason shows up later too and he, at least, manages to indulge in some cocktails.

Thanks Cosmic Barista for the cookies!!

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Bring it!

Hey, why not come and chat with the hosts, or hit us up with links for future shows on our Facebook page, or our Twitter feed, Kim may reveal himself to you, you lucky, lucky ladies!

This week: We talk Star Wars and JJ Abrams, Joe Nolan disses some boffins, Kim mocks another nation, plastic guns, Comic book anarchy, Techno Viking: yesterday’s memes, TODAY, and Beyonce is mad for the Illuminati!

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

• The Mind of the Universe - Link
• Kim’s Traditional “Let’s Laugh At The Funny Foreigners Post” - Link
• Sneaky gun-nuts make a printable gun - Link (3D printed Houses – Link)
• Anarchy Comics Back on the Rack - Link
• Why did no-one tell me about Technoviking ? - Link
• Beyonce and the illuminati – Link

Interludes:

 Estradasphere 

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Tracks:

Devilman – 93

Eyvind Kang – Pure Nothing

Busdriver – Arguments With Dreams

Phlex – Nordish

Smegma Trio – Appiness

My Dry Wet Mess – Austere Coincidences

Kirameki – John Lennon vs The Martians

Citizens – Woolen Mammoth

Warm Glow – Gum Down (Owl Babies cover)

Stanley Odd – Going Through The Motions

If you want Kim to play your gubbins, get in touch through the site.

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The first rule of BCD…

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Kabul Golf Club - 5 Minutes 2 Midnight
Land of Kush’s Egyptian Light Orchestra – The First and the Last
All Dinosaurs – Mongoloid
Three Piece Combo – First the bad news
Stanley Odd – Get Out Ma Headspace
Fantomas – Animali In Calore Surriscaldati Con Ipertermia Genitale
Marblemouth – Dear Doe Eyes
Blue Bob – 911
Old Man Gloom - Christmas Eve Pt II
Death Grips – Hustle Bones
Bandwidth – Mountain of Shit
Todd – Happy Easter Florida
Jack Hayter – O,Dreamland !

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here.

Peace.

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This week: We re-round-up 2012 because we lost the episode to the apocalypse, The great cat conspiracy, The man who was never right, Wales’s occult invasion, Religion messes you up…wait, this is news?, and of course…Frenchskis.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Raymond Wiley, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

• I dont think a cat can tape things to itself – link
• Piers Morgan vs Alex Jones Link
• I can predict stuff wrong but no-one ever asks me – link
• Is Wales the “witch capital” of the UK? Link
• Evidence for what we’ve always known – link
• Frenchskis – link

Interludes:

Secret Chiefs 3

Herve Villechaize

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The Vikings want to wish all of you degenerates, heathens and holy fucks a very Merry Christmas! And to celebrate that we decided to post another part of our first official train wreck in 4 years.

Jason is sipping on his own personal flask while Cohnny regails us with stories about Korea-town and the King’s Spa in Niles. We hear about tiny jewish penises and the tactless path of the middle-aged ablution. And what would a discussion of tact and penises be without full disclosure of Jesse Jackson’s workout garb?

Everybody have a safe, happy, and sickly drunk holiday. We love almost every one of you! Don’t forget to tune in Friday, December 28 for our next live show!!

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Pool Boyz - Squeegee Bop
Flint Kids - Triptych 76
Telcosystems - Abu Kiffan
Lemonade Kangaroo - For True
Shhh… - Afterglow
THKAD – Dectal
Black Magician – Ghost Worship
Astrid Engberg - Siberia
MC Lars (feat Sage Francis) – Art of Darkness
Suck Susan -  Fantastic Damage
Black Pyramid - Visions Of Gehenna
Guano Padano - Sleep Walk
Phlex – Beckett

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here.

Peace.

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Hey everybody, guess what? The Vikings are back! We’re a little bit older, substantially fatter, though somehow we’re worlds smarter, much, much funnier and more prescient than ever before.

So, in this, our inaugural show, we discuss that heavy potato… the Apocalypse, of the Mayan sort. Just a warning: this episode does get very technical as we discuss time travel and the finer points of the Mayan’s conception of precession. Without a college degree from an accredited state school, you may not be able to follow this high-minded horse shit.

And then, after we unpack the upcoming Galactic Convergence, we discuss all those tiny korean peckers in the dark heart of the Chicago suburbs.

Fuck you, pay us!

The Viking’s are doing live shows, streaming video, chatting and all that good stuff. Check the video for this show:

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**Sorry for the delay in this episode, I (Ken) have had stomach flu. Now that’s a Black Friday!**

This week: DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You, Neil deGrasse Tyson shows Superman where Krypton is, Kim’s Oompahlievable, Martian Petrol Pumps, Occupy loses its sass, and those wacky Mormons.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links:

• DMT Hysteria is Coming to a Suburb Near You - Link 
• Neil deGrasse Tyson finds Krypton – Link
• Oompahlievable – Link
• Putting Mars to Work for Us – Link
• Occupy Sandy – Link
• You dont need to talk to Navy Seals to make an FPS – Link
• LDS on LSD: Mormonism and Entheogens Link  Link

Interludes:

•  Secret Chiefs 3 

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This week: We get down and dirty with some US Election banter! Nick Pell vents…more than usual, Joe Nolan vote swaps, and Ken invokes Alex Jones…badly!

Normal CCN service will resume next week folks. HAIL LEMMY!

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, and Ken Eakins

Links

• The Class Issues in the U.S. Election LINK
• RT’s Third Party Debate LINK
• Lemmy: Don’t Vote For Romney LINK

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This week: The science behind Halloween monsters, The GTMO beard mystery, Heaven is real? Obama covered Bush, India’s black magic capital, wtf is Gangnam Style? The end of days, The conspiracy Tsunami, Kim’s ‘lephant garde, and Halloween movies you must see.

Personnel –   Joe Nolan, Nicholas Pell, Kim Monaghan, and Ken Eakins

Links

• The Science Behind Halloween Monsters -Link
• The kind of hard hitting investigative reportage we need – Link
• Confused-Boffin-Talk: Heaven is real, says a Doctor – Link
• Obama covered Bush’s ass – Link
• India’s Black Magic Capital – Link
• Can someone please explain what a Gangnam Style is? – Link
• Frankenstorm creates conspiracy tsunami – Link
• ‘lephant Garde  - Link

Interludes 

• Messer Chups – Vincent Price Bible
• Fantomas – Spider baby
• MC Wrekshin – My house is fucking haunted

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1. MC Wrekshin – My House is Fucking Haunted!! (feat. Betty Rebel)
2. Burning Love – The Body
3. Phillipe Petit – Pyramid of the Moon
4. Kavinsky – Nightcall
5. Rappy McRapperson – Dino Dude
6. Red Cosmos – I Decided to Love You
7. Barn Owl – Pale Star
8. Junkie Kut – Battlecry
9. College – Real Hero
10. Philm – Sex Amp
11. The Kilimanjaro Darkjazz Ensemble – Giallo
12. Wirewound – Wirewound
13. Bunny & The Electric Horsemen – Tivoli

If you want us to play your band/noise/whatever, drop us a line here.

Peace.

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