MASTER OF THE INTERNET on FunnyOrDie.com Best video ever... fact!    

On Wednesday, May 14th, Britain's Ministry of Defense released all UFO-related files between the years of 1978 and 1987 to the national archives.  The remaining files from the 1950s and more recent history are scheduled to be made public over the next few years.  These documents of purported UFOs contain witness accounts and the government's reactions to the sightings, which are reported primarily as different colored hovering or traveling lights.  In almost each report, the lights are said to have descended quickly, landed, and then vanished.  Though some citizens claimed these sightings to had extraterrestrial significance, some even mentioned having contact with aliens, the staff of the Ministry of Defense took more concern in assuring that they were not earthly foreign spies, rather.  Special interest was paid during the Cold War when Soviet aircrafts were suspected. Nick Pope gained access to the files two days earlier:   The UK National Archives have released a series of videos and podcasts here

FINALLY! Such an obvious choice, it AMAZES me that it's taken this long! Official flyer: The current lineup announced so far reads: CURATED BY MELVINS MELVINS » ISIS » NEIL HAMBURGER » DäLEK » BIG BUSINESS » CURATED BY MIKE PATTON FANTôMAS PERFORMING THE DIRECTOR'S CUT » THE LOCUST » ZU » NICE! More info here

yeah I know, im a bit late with this video, and since the last few Weezer albums didn't really float any of my boats, I decided to ignore this: However, it's actually not that bad, the song actually sounds kind of old school Weezer, and it has a tone of memes which is cool. Theres an interview with the director of the video over at Podcatsing News, go check it!  

So theres been a minor delay on the next ep, but it's going to be worth the wait! In Saturdays show we quiz the mighty Raymond Wiley of Out There Radio fame, and ask him: "What the hell is the Occult?" in this, our aptly titled, 'Occult 101' episode. Go check the mighty Rev. Wiley here, download all the shows...thats an order! See you on Saturday, going to be fun!

Basically, *sigh*, some Star Wars fans that have far too much time got beaten down by someone with a crutch, these annoying presenters explain: Sorry about that, they really are very annoying. Anyway, below is the video of the epic battle...or not: ...so basically Chav Vader 'pwnd' them

You may remember last week we got in all sorts of weird conversations with people pretending to be my mother and Mark Bunker, well...i'm pleased to present this news just in from The Guardian!   A teenager who was facing legal action for calling the Church of Scientology a "cult" has today been told he will not be taken to court.     The Crown Prosecution Service ruled the word was neither "abusive or insulting" to the church and no further action would be taken against the boy. The unnamed 16-year-old was handed a court summons by City of London police for refusing to put down a placard saying "Scientology is not a religion, it is a dangerous cult" during a peaceful protest outside the church's headquarters near St Paul's Cathedral earlier this month.   This is great news for EpicNoseGuy (the 15 year old school boy in question) and for fans of free speech, which was the point of Project Chanology in the first place. Epic Win Anonymous!

    I can't figure if this guy is meant to the Hulk, The Green Goblin or that Green thing, Blanca, from Street Fighter 2? Boing Boing concurs and also managed to track down a He-Man commercial by the same brilliant advertising agency: Is it me or does Skeletor belong at some kind of 'nu rave' event?

Our guest this week, Lon Milo DuQuette, has authored numerous magical texts including The Magick of Aleister Crowley, Understanding Aleister Crowley's Thoth Tarot, and Gods of the New Millennium, but without question his most popular work is the story of his own life as a practicing ceremonial magician, My Life with the Spirits. My Life with the Spirits has been optioned for a feature film and is a required text for classes at DePaul University, Chicago. He is often called upon to appear on radio and television to comment authoritatively on matters pertaining to the Western Mystery traditions and matters of the occult. He travels extensively worldwide and speaks on a broad range of esoteric topics including Qabalah and the Tarot. He is on the faculty of the OMEGA INSTITUTE in Rhinebeck, New York where he teaches ‘The Western Magical Tradition.’ Lon has just authored a new book entitled Enochian Vision Magick: An Introduction and practical guide to the Magick of Dr John Dee and Edward Kelley Background music this week comes in the shape of Plaid. Featured song is Assassins Blade by R. D. Burman

Hey there, our interview with Lon Milo Duquette will be going up tomorrow (Thursday) a little later than advertised. I'd like to thank Eerie Radio for playing our promo, and for helping us get our brand spanking new iTunes chicklet (top right of site). I'd also like to thank Raymond and Joe over at Out There Radio for giving us a shoutout on the final episode of their show, they will be sorely missed! There will be some more announcements in the show, as well as some new guest hosts, some Paul SC news, and some more promos! See you tomorrow