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Edit: Road SIGNS* in Austin were changed by some hackers recently to say, “The end if near! Caution! Zombies ahead!” Unfortunately, the authorities, though amused, did not find the act quite so funny and the hackers may have to face class C misdemeanors.

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According to Nick Pope, pilots have fired on UFOs unsuccessfully since the 1980s as part of a government directive!

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The worst place to attempt drug-dealing is probably the police station itself, no? A 24-year old man trying to sell Oxycodone didn’t seem to think so.

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Texas has its first case of same-sex divorce!

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A Google Maps car hits a deer and has to show it all! Also from Google maps: a drunken man passed out on the curb, an all-angles-included drug deal, and possibly the best of all: LARPING!!!

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Here’s a new ethical debate: should murderbilia be legal?

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A Mississippi high school girl started speaking in tongues and making predictions of her fellow-students death. The incident drove some of her fellow classmates to tears.

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The Earth’s original animal was a in fact, perhaps NOT a sea sponge after all, but an amoeba-shaped creature called a Placozoan.

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A 93-year-old man froze to death when the city limited his power supply over unpaid bills. It was confirmed that he died from hypothermia.

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Perhaps the world’s funniest passenger complaint letter!

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San Francisco has approved several medicinal marijuana clubs and has allowed them to get permits! These shops will allow people with doctor’s recommendations and a card from the CA Department of Public Health to make purchases from the store.

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A dead porpoise was found… in the woods of Goring by dog walkers, recently.

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Are dogs getting dumber?

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The economy seemingly has absolutely on effect on space-tourism, which is apparently, still going strong.

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Olivia Newton-John’s former partner faked his own death and is “said to be travelling along the Mexican and South America coastline under an alias to avoid paying debts and enable his teenage son to cash in on an $151,000 insurance policy.”

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Heroin has been packaged and stamped, recently, with an “Obama” brand name.

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Was Darwin at fault when it came to the tree of life? and click here for more!

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A woman whose activist parents were involved in the New Zealand Communist party has been spied on since she was ten.

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Too blonde for school!

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Obesity: contagious like the common cold?

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A Floridian man arrested for the 190th time!

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Arrested over failing to return The Freedom Writer’s Diary to the public library.

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Highway workers found $100,000 (suspected to be drug money) in an abandoned tired.

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A journalist relays his experiences when trying to “fail” a Scientology test.

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Otherwise, he, and Jerry, would not be welcome in this household.

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7 Japanese people who were sent to the hospital because of an unlicensed chef who served them the dangerous delicacy: blowfish testicles. According to the Ishikawa Health Service Association, the blowfish poison is nearly 100x more poisonous than potassium cyanide and can cause death within an hour and a half consumption. The victims that particular evening, however, suffered loss of consciousness and limb paralysis.

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The Pope now has his own youtube channel!

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When her husband died, Brenda Rowlands decided it was time to find out what he kept in that top-secret locked wooden chest. And she found… toys!

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A Nigerian newspaper claimed that a suspect in the theft of an automobile resisted being apprehended by turning into a goat!

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A man in San Diego, California smuggled feces into a courtroom and smeared it over the face of a lawyer and threw other pieces at jurors. His bail was raised subsequently from $250,000 to $1 million.

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And… last, a posthumous eye exam for Galileo?