Over the years video games have become much bigger deals to geeky types like me. Immersive gameplay, the ability to play against other real players across the globe and to not have to wait for your unreliable mate to come over with his other controller; these are things that are important to us – I mean come on… Street Fighter 4 multiplayer…nuff said.
Unfortunately, there has been a casualty in this development – the 21st century Luddites if you will -evil gameless buffoons out to smash and destroy this beautiful technological advancement. The threat is real, and precautions need to be taken.
I am of course talking about your partner! That’s right, that girl or boy has it in for your Xbox, gives the evil-eye to your PSP, and hates the air that the fan from your PC blows in and out each second.
Somehow, these mindless Mario-haters have mastered the tubes enough to make these dastardly propaganda videos. Watch and take note, this is only the beginning:
OH NO SHE DITENT!!
I’m sorry to have put you through that, but you needed to see it. This isn’t the only case on the Internets of game-related butchery:
let this be a warning to us all. Cage your PC, protect your console, and hide your handhelds, because they are coming for us all!