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Dethscalator – Racial Golf Course, No Bitches (Riot Season)

Published on July 11th, 2013

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Calling yourself Dethscalator is stupid but funny. I award you a point or some dodecahedrons. Decorating your album cover with stupid / funny monsters drawn by mentally ill kids also garners you some points or prizes or whatever. More importantly than either of these you decided to call your album “Racial Golf Course, No Bitches”. I don’t know what that even means (and in my head it refused to be anything other than “Radical Golf Course, No Bitches”) but it certainly gains you some points, as does having song titles like “Aids Atlas” and “It’s What They Call The Clubhouse, Arsehole”

            From the opening guitar feedback there were no real clues to what you were getting into but then a shrieking, self-evidently brain damaged man appears who then proceeds to shout unintelligibly into a child’s microphone set on tunnel like reverb for the rest of the album. I don’t know what he’s saying but he sounds angry, confused and sexually frustrated all at the same time. The music behind him is dirty, grimy rock and roll that sounds a bit like a Pissed Jeans album that’s been smeared in excrement and played on the worst stereo in existence. Clearly no-one in Dethscalator cares about anything, certainly not your opinions about how and why music should be played. I didn’t care about Dethscalator either (on the first listen) till I got to Black Percy until I realized that they’re fucking brilliant. I also realized that they’re destined to be living on a sofa in an alley, squabbling over food from binbags unless you give them some of your money. So give them some or they might take it in turns to puke on your dog.

91,000 dodecahedrons

Kim Monaghan


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Kim is reviews editor here at Sitting Now, Overlord at http://daddytank.co.uk, and member of the shadowy League of Cat Fanciers: Birmingham division.

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