Whilst pruning my email spam folder, I found this terrible news:
Greetings friends,
For a number of reasons, mostly evil ones, there will be no more Italian Spiderman. May his legacy live on forever in the ageless capsule of hyperspace.
With him, also, dies Alrugo.
Thank you for all the love you have sent towards the hero in the red turtleneck. We are deeply sorry that we cannot bring you any more of his antics, however we assure you, by no means have we stopped creating.
After a tumultuous journey, we, Dario Russo (Director of Italian Spiderman) and David Ashby (Italian Spiderman himself) have formed a new company, named:
DINOSAUR
We apologise for the long, long radio silence, but we felt it would be wrong to make any false promises and or presentations until we had a new a worthy product to bestow upon you, so with great fanfare, we present for your titillation, the first title under the DINOSAUR banner:
“DANGER 5”
Whilst I am sad that we’ll be seeing no more new adventures from the greatest superhero of all time, I am super-excited for Danger 5. Watch the trailer, and join me in being super-excited:
Just in case you’re one of the unlucky few that didn’t see Italian Spiderman; join us:
Ken Eakins
