Comments on: BehindClosedDoors – Broadcast #012

By: Daddy Tank

Daddy Tank — Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:55:23 +0000

I believe their primary use is to hand stitch Nike trainers.

By: Cousin X

Cousin X — Fri, 11 Jun 2010 17:07:19 +0000

Of course, the children. Never had much use for them myself, but I heard somewhere that they do serve some kind of purpose.

By: Daddy Tank

Daddy Tank — Thu, 10 Jun 2010 10:13:17 +0000

Don’t be silly. I’m just worried for the sensibilities of the children that visit the site.

By: Cousin X

Cousin X — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 17:20:48 +0000

Sorry, my sense of humor can sometimes spin out of control. Feel free to censor anything that offends your sensibilities.

By: Daddy Tank

Daddy Tank — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 08:39:40 +0000

Are we going to have to put some sort of disclaimer on the front page ?

By: Cousin X

Cousin X — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 14:50:02 +0000

Well, I was trying to think, “Who’d look really hot getting her ass beat by Monica Bellucci?” And since the only big-name movies I’ve seen in almost a decade are the Matrix 2 and Harry Potter Part 15 (or whatever number they’re on), Emma Watson came to mind. (For comparison, the first person that occurred to me was Fairuza Balk, but I wanted a blonde rather than another brunette … variety is the spice of life, after all!)

Anyway, I’ve tried out the scene with a Barbarella-era Jane Fonda, and that works just as well (except that she needs a ball-gag). Also acceptable would be Kirsten Dunst, a young Mamie Van Doren, either Olson twin, or virtually any twenty-something starlet who’d look good bent over, tears in her eyes, waiting for Ken/Monica’s next merciless stroke of the switch.

By: Daddy Tank

Daddy Tank — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:14:02 +0000

And Cousin X… Emma Watson ? I know she’s a “big star” but I’d much prefer to be … uh… Jane Fonda.

I’m a bit out of touch aren’t I ?

By: Daddy Tank

Daddy Tank — Tue, 08 Jun 2010 09:08:00 +0000

Ken, you know that photo of Will Smith with your head photoshopped on ? I just posted that on some “specialist” websites. You’re going down a storm…

By: Ken

Ken — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 22:21:12 +0000

That’s a pretty close estimation. Mr Tank can be seen at this link, http://sittingnow.co.uk/about/ I’m hiding behind my iphone

By: Cousin X

Cousin X — Mon, 07 Jun 2010 20:23:45 +0000

Hey, if it’s on the internet, I reserve the right to fap to it.

Of course, since I’ve never met or seen pictures of either of you, when I imagine the scene, Ken looks like Monica Bellucci and DT looks like Emma Watson.