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Ever Considered an Eyeball Tattoo?…me neither

Published on January 9th, 2010

"Urgh, last night was messy, I drank loads of wine, did a mountain of coke, and tattooed my eyeball."

Ok, so I can get my head around people inking their body, it’s a control thing, you are showing the world that you truly own your body. Although I am tattless, I can appreciate this concept.

What I can’t quite wrap my head around, however, is the need to tattoo your freaking EYEBALL!…yeah…I said EYEBALL!!

Why would you want to spend the rest of your time on earth looking like you had a really heavy night? Also, I don’t think these perps realise that if they rob a bank, mug someone, or basically commit any crime; identifying them will be reeeeallly easy. Dumbasses

Ken Eakins

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Comments

Posted by Mettaya on January 9th, 2010, 22:11 [Reply]
How else do you really set off that Ed Hardy ensemble?

I somehow think he’s going to end up like Ned Flanders in that episode where Lisa became the US President.

“Sounded like a great idea until I had to get my eyeballs removed….”
Posted by Ken on January 11th, 2010, 12:43 [Reply]
haha, yeah. I can’t imagine waking up to find that. I’d be like FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Posted by steve on January 12th, 2010, 20:14 [Reply]
why is my new favorite podcast’s website not accepting new forum accounts?
Posted by Ken on January 12th, 2010, 22:45 [Reply]
hi there. we’re on it, bear with us
Posted by Ken on January 14th, 2010, 00:53 [Reply]
‘bare’ I mean lol
Posted by steve on January 21st, 2010, 19:53 [Reply]
ken i am bursting at the seams with possible posts i could make on that board.
Posted by steve on January 21st, 2010, 19:57 [Reply]
though my seams are kind of at the breaking point after 2 ideas but still.