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Where are my lucky charms dammit?
Where are my lucky charms dammit?
The end of the rainbow captured by an Iphone camera.
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“It’s not easy being Galileo” — his telescope visits Philadelphia as part of the International Year of Astronomy.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger does commercials in Japan!
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One of the world’s smallest frogs has been discovered!
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In celebration of 30 years of Gundam, an 18 meter tall statue of one shall be built in Tokyo this July!
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Should inmates have the keys to their own cells?
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Vince Shlomi, our beloved ShamWow salesman, was recently charged with battery against a prostitute. My friend gives this situation careful consideration and wonders, was it the Scientologists (Vince used to be one) or was Billy Mays behind it!? WHO FRAMED HIM!?
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“I SAID NO!” pope condoms are out!
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And the late John Paul II was featured in a now banned advertisement for a club, holding a beer and dancing with Paris Hilton.
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A man who crashed into 6 wild boars while driving was awarded $8.6 million.
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Are shopping habits linked to periods?
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A 4 year old boy was threatened to have his penis cut off so he would stop exposing himself at the day care center.
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A woman was caught DUI and also… breastfeeding?
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More bad momma stories: one drugged her daughter so she’d get pregnant and another dared young girls to chug vodka.
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A drug lord thanked American lawmakers for keeping them illegal!
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Giant peeps have been created to stop Japanese whalers! While Apa Sherpa, who has climbed Mount Everest several times, is returning this time with environmental pursuits.
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A prostitute was paid by her pimp in Mcnuggets!
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Castaway dog Sophie survived four months on a desert island after swimming six miles with sharks!
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In more significant animals news, a parrot was ordered by the judge to appear in court and a raccoon bit off a pervert’s penis!_________________________________________________________________________
A 13 year old boy drove from Virginia to Texas with the family’s truck and horses.
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What else goes on in Texas these days? A nurse recently injected bleach into five of her patients, killing them all.
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Traffic stopped on the Brooklyn Bridge over… an engagement ring?
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In Oklahoma, a bill is being proposed that would legally allow women to use deadly force to save the life of their unborn child.
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A child tries to reach 911 for help with math homework while this kid accidentally called 911 and blabbed to his friends, and the police- unknowingly- about his burglaries.
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It’s true- people look like their dogs.
Claire Lumiere
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Milk is serious Business!
Knock it back
Have another one
Drinking and driving is so much fun!
Ken pays me in McNuggets. Is there something wrong with that ?